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"12 17"

by Spencer Ross
07/16/03

The behemoth gets 12 miles to the gallon
Swallowing up the earth one octane molecule at a time
SUCK SUCK SUCK
We need because we dont have
We want because we dont need
Focus
On the TV in the headrest
The distractions of home have become the distractions of the road
Roll stability, four by four...
All the elements to survive suburban jungles
SUCK SUCK SUCK
Chromed rims to reflect our wealth
Shine like a molted quarter
And the tinted windows protect a privacy, sacrosanct
We need because we dont have
Another round of gas, another country gone
17 miles a gallon on the highway
Ideal for driving across the desert
Straight to the next oasis
SUCK SUCK SUCK
Carpool the caravan of kids to their
Next soccer game, next lacrosse game

We needed it though
We wanted it though
We wanted to SUCK

Wonder why we're dying
Nozone.
Wonder why we're at war
NOPEC
We keep sucking on the earth
Sucking on ourselves
For 15 miles to the gallon

    


Google Finance

I've become a big advocate of Google. I think they truly have managed to break the hold of Microsoft and if anything, have also demonstrated the sheer power of the cliched Web 2.0. This finance site is no small potatoes either. The graphs are so simple yet so lush in data, and the rest of the pages are no different. Perhaps the most appealing feature is the portfolio which, with a Google account, lets you enter in how many shares of a stock you own and track all of its vitals in one page. I entered in my 401k breakdown and at any given time, it lets me visualise my account better than my 401k planner does.



Gastroenteritis

The stomach flu got me at the end of the year, making for the worst sickness I've felt in probably 10-15 years. Every hour, I was either on or over the toilet and at times, had to keep a bag next to the bed for those times I couldn't make it to the toilet fast enough. From what I've heard, I wasn't the only one to catch this horrible disaster in the past 2-3 weeks. I was supposed to go to Andrew's for the opening of the 7 year old time capsule and video but the stomach flu sidelined my plans (I'm finally at about 85% recovery) and for that, you are the asshole of the week.




The Smalrus Habs Rankings 2004-2005

Rankings pending...


Opus of Prince Arthur and St. Laurent, No. 03

Movement 1, September 20
Movement 2, October 18
Movement 3, November 22
Movement 4, December 20
Movement 5, January 17
Movement 6, February 21
Movement 7, March 27
Movement 8, April 17
Movement 9, CODA, May 22

        


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