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• Couldn't really sleep last night… tomorrow playing over and over in my head, anxiety high, bp feels high, stomach in knots, #wedding 06:57:42
• Smalrus.com New post: Twitter updates from 2009-09-04 http://cli.gs/d4uHW 12:00:35

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• Now, when I think Max Azria, I think Hannah Montana #projectrunway 22:41:05
• Thats it for me this evening… tomorrow, from CT… 23:41:30
• This is it…. onto CT…! 08:44:31
• Lewis Black is having an aneurysm today (I dont know that for real, but just read any of the news headlines.) 15:54:58
• Hartford Courant Official Apologizes For His Papers Widespread Plagiarism – The Two-Way @nprnews NPR http://su.pr/AGVDYd 15:57:52
• Yay @pepespizzeria tonight… I love me some Pepe's (when was the last time I went?) 17:16:48
• Way to go grinding brake calipers, no @pepespizzeria… we have to take the car in at 730 tomorrow morning to fix. #epicweddingfail 19:48:40

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KRAMER: I mean, what are you thinking about Jerry? Marriage? Family?

JERRY: Well…

KRAMER: They’re prisons. Man-made prisons. You’re doing time. You get up in the morning. She’s there. You go to sleep at night. She’s there. It’s like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. “Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?”

JERRY: Really?

KRAMER: Yeah, and you can forget about watching TV while you’re eating.

JERRY: I can?

KRAMER: Oh, yeah. You know why? Because it’s dinner time. And you know what you do at dinner?

JERRY: What?

KRAMER: You talk about your day. “How was your day today? Did you have a good day today or a bad day today? Well, what kind of day was it? Well, I don’t know. How about you? How was your day?”

JERRY: Boy.

KRAMER: It’s sad , Jerry. It’s a sad state of affairs..

JERRY: I’m glad we had this talk.

KRAMER: Oh, you have no idea.

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