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France 1999-The Trip of a Lifetime

A Daily Journal of a Week in the Overseas Life of the Smalrus

 

18/4

Yesterday was a crazy dad. Woke up, did everything and went to La Patisserie at the corner. Got pain au chocolat (2 as a matter of fact). Great food. 2 strips of milk chocolate "melted" into a flaky pastry bread. Very good but food here is expensive. I guess you never know if you'll come back here again and since French food is the supposed best in the world, you kinda have to be willing to splurge, even for the cheaper stuff.

After leaving the hotel around 09h00, we departed for Tours by bus. Very country, very flat, plains, except it's very fertile w/green grass everywhere. Cars are smaller, fields of yellow flowers called Rape exist everywhere. Very pretty, yet very boring. Looks like the fields in the early Dodge Neon commercials. On our way to Tours, we stopped for a few hours in Chartres. Saw the gothic cathedral. The windows are magnificent, very neat.

After that, Sarah and I branched together and went to La Musée des Beaux Arts. Some lovely art work there. Tables and easels provided free to students. We were there a while and then went shopping. Got a few neat pics and Dave his shirt. Ate lunch at a corner sandwich shop. Croque monsier, orangina, some weird candy, and Solero Shots, a citrus ice cream in a funky container, kinda like dippin dots. Walked Chartres more and at this big bazaar in the middle of the city, I bought this beret (real deal) for 150F. (Aha ha ha ha. We are ze French.) Got on the bus again for the ride to Tours. Turns out that Carrie dreams about "fields of porn" and Jon had to tell the "janitor he was here."

On the way to Tours, we stopped at our 1st castle, Chambord. Very pretty. Had a dual staircase which we monkeyed around on. I went around the place w/Julian. He was going spastic at almost everything dealing w/machettes, crossbows, and rifles. It was at Chambord where I named my beret "Jean-Louis." Got this nice book, Chateaux of the Loire with nice pix and info. We then headed off to Tours to stay at the Best Western Grand Hotel. It was right across the corner from La Gare de Tours and would be our abode for the next 3 nights. Jon, Andrew, and me. Much nicer, 3 beds and a cot, where we throw all our stuff.

We didn't get a walking tour here cause they felt safe w/us wandering the city, so we all broke up and went around. On our way to dinner, we saw a man urinating on the tree on the center island. Weird, but we later found out that it was very common among lower class people. After all, it costs 2F to use the public toilets.

We searched for a place for dinner, but I was the only one who wanted Chinese, so I went to this little place across the street from L'Hotel de Ville and ate Egg Drop Soup (more like eggs in chicken stock) and beef chop suey. Good meal. I took my time and decided to draw L'Hotel. Came out decent, but I had to be sketchy, due to lack of time. I took a while, as do the French, but everyone here is impatient when travelling. Jon and I walked down the main road all the way to the Cher River. Dirty water, but has swans. We started heading back and heard 5 gunshots. Very creepy. On the way back, I also stopped for some pain au chocolat. Extremely good, best I had yet. Got home, chilled w/Carrie and Andrew and Carrie got yelled at when she was here at 0h20. Oops. Then I got laughed at by Twizzlehead (Jon) and Mr. Scrawny (Andrew). Ha ha, look at them. Can't do 10 situps.

P.S. Carrie is certainly strange. Still shows signs of hitting on A, J, and me, even if she doesn't realize it. She seems to be subconsciously leading us all on. Very strange girl. Like she took 5 (ok, slight exaggeration) pics of me on the carousel, put her arm around Jon, etc....I guess I wouldn't be 1/2 as paranoid if I didn't have a girlfriend or rather, if she didn't know I have a gf.

18/4

Well, I actually had time just now to catch up on what we did today since it's been pretty busy and I forgot my pad of paper in the room while we're on the bus. This morning, we woke up at around 6h55 after oversleeping 10 min and went jogging w/Jon, Mr. McKenna, Mr. Sylvester, and Nancy LaChance. Interesting if you don't mind running short-sleeved in 30deg weather. Ran 45 min, haven't run since December, but Mr. McKenna said later that I looked like I could keep running. Probably could. We touched the Loire River. Cool. Also freezing. Came back and showered, quick croissant and jam, and baguette and butter and headed onto the bus. Today: Chateaux de la Loire.

Did a lot of driving and visited 3 chateaux: Azay-le-Rideau (mine from that project in sophmore year), Chinon, and Chenonceau. At Azay, I sketched my chateau. Came out OK, but not finished. At Chinon, I picked up a weird techno magazine w/sampler. Music's not bad, but mag is twisted. Good lunch at Jeanne d'Arc. Ham, cheese omelet. Saw the Gargantua and Pantagruel exhibit. Went back to bus and there were many piles of "merde de chien." Almost left the chaperones behind because they were late getting back to the bus. (Arlene: "My baguette broke in 2 and rolled back down the hill so we had to chase it.) At Chenonceau, I was the Jr. Paparazzi and got a pic of the tour guide who looked like Paul McCartney found the fountain of youth. Very busy and tiring but we made it home. Did a lot but only went 3 places.

Came back to the hotel and chilled for a while cause we had til 24h00 to be in our rooms. We went out to eat. Jon, Bethanne, Wallis, Julian, and me ate in a pub. Great wafer thin pizza. I enjoyed it thoroughly. I did a lot of walking to the train station. Bought Elise a copy The Little Prince en Francais. Some guy asked me if I had a cigarette. Then some other guy started babbling to me in French. It was eerie. Got back to the hotel, did some crap in the room. Find that Wallis has ruined my facetious comment on my postcard to Mrs. McKenna and Cipollini. We went out and every one was a pain in the butt to look for restaurants with. Finally, everyone got McDonalds (go to France for that), and Bethanne, Jon, Julian, Wallis, and me go to dinner at some smoke filled pub. Food wasn't bad. I had a pizza w/an egg on top. French pizza is very-paper-thin crust. Makes it brittle to pick up. Jon and I have to get escargot. On the T.V. was an MTV type thing. The commercials had naked women and some full nudity sex scenes. The country is rather [h]edonistic as far as sex goes. There is no modesty and is no shame.

No one wanted dessert except Julian and me. We walked down the ave that Jon and I went on last night. Nothing new, except the shop w/the great pain au chocolat was closed. We were walking for a while and on our way back find the discothèque that we shoulda gone to last night. "Pym's." It's at 170 Grammont Ave. Looked really cool. Maybe tomorrow night we'll go. One of the things we found out about at supper that I had talked to Julian about was the prom. Turns out he's not going w/Betsy Lindell cause she's taking the SATs the next morning. Instead, we found out he now wants to ask Jenn Ruocco. She's rather reserved, but nice. I don't see why not and apparently neither does he so he's hoping to ask her this week. Meanwhile, Amanda couldn't figure out if Jenn is gay because she didn't comment on some pic of some guy, so she's having Jon hit on her, but we dissuaded, saying that Julian could work his magic instead.

Stopped at a public W.C. You put money in, the door opens. There's a place to hold your cigarette so you can go and smoke it again. Waste not, want not I guess. Then you push the handle, the door opens, closes, and the toilet flushes. Weird. You could smell a bunch of pot on the street. (Julian: "You smell that?" Me: What? Julian: Weed. You smell that weed?"). Weird. One thing about France is that they lack public payphones. You know, the ones where you put money in. There's no shortage of phones where you run your phone card in or you could always call collect. But never where you could just put francs in. So... I didn't get to talk to mom and dad to say hi. And after running around the streets of Tours in my PJs, I got a McFlurry and headed home.

    


Google Finance

I've become a big advocate of Google. I think they truly have managed to break the hold of Microsoft and if anything, have also demonstrated the sheer power of the cliched Web 2.0. This finance site is no small potatoes either. The graphs are so simple yet so lush in data, and the rest of the pages are no different. Perhaps the most appealing feature is the portfolio which, with a Google account, lets you enter in how many shares of a stock you own and track all of its vitals in one page. I entered in my 401k breakdown and at any given time, it lets me visualise my account better than my 401k planner does.



Gastroenteritis

The stomach flu got me at the end of the year, making for the worst sickness I've felt in probably 10-15 years. Every hour, I was either on or over the toilet and at times, had to keep a bag next to the bed for those times I couldn't make it to the toilet fast enough. From what I've heard, I wasn't the only one to catch this horrible disaster in the past 2-3 weeks. I was supposed to go to Andrew's for the opening of the 7 year old time capsule and video but the stomach flu sidelined my plans (I'm finally at about 85% recovery) and for that, you are the asshole of the week.




The Smalrus Habs Rankings 2004-2005

Rankings pending...


Opus of Prince Arthur and St. Laurent, No. 03

Movement 1, September 20
Movement 2, October 18
Movement 3, November 22
Movement 4, December 20
Movement 5, January 17
Movement 6, February 21
Movement 7, March 27
Movement 8, April 17
Movement 9, CODA, May 22

        


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