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THE SMALRUS WEB SITE v. 7.0

Survey, 30 November 2002

BODY:
1. What do you most like about your body?: 6 pack abs hahahaha
2. And least?: i think im getting crows feet :p hahahaha
3. How many fillings do you have?: 6?
4. Do you think you're good looking?: i think im joe average
5. Do other people often tell you that you're good looking? nope

FASHION:
1. Do you wear a watch?: yeah, i finally dumped my sportswatch in favour of a regular fossil wristwatch
2. How many coats and jackets do you own?: 2 winter ones a spring one and a fall one
3. Favorite pants/skirt color?: khaki (earth tones)
4. Most expensive item of clothing?: my habs and team canada hockey jerseys
5. What kind of shoes do you wear?: nunn bush

YOUR FRIENDS:
1. Do your friends 'know' you?: maybe? my website is some insight...
2. What do they tend to be like?: intelligent and funny
3. Are there traits in you that are universally liked?: i think so. i talk a lot, but i think when people have things to say, im a real listener and i have a pretty good memory and dont forget things easily that people tell me
4. How many people do you tell everything to?: theres probably about 3 i tell everything to and a few more that i tell a little less than everything to, and then the rest. but if you read my website, you know theres probably not much i dont actually tell.

MUSIC, TV, FILM & BOOKS:
1. Favorite band ever?: rane. followed by coldplay and possibly sigur ros, u2, and radiohead
2. Most listened to bands: see above.
3. Do you find any musicians good-looking?: shakira, michelle branch *drool*
4. Can you play an instrument?: guitar/keys
5. Type of music never listened to?: nothing (i think)

GENERAL QUESTIONS:
1. Who is the smartest person alive at the moment?: the dalai lama. he's still seeking the answer to the big question, im sure he's got a lot of other insight as well.
2. What do you prefer, a sunny or rainy day?: either
3. Do you consider yourself lucky?: okay
4. Do you feel pity for people who commit suicide?: not really
5. Choose one word to describe how you feel most often: skiddish?

RANDOM:
1. Do you own any plaid clothing?: ive got a couple flannel shirts
2. Do you own converse shoes?: no
3. Do you own saucony shoes?: no
4. Do you own old school nikes? no
5. Do you wear tight pants?: no
6. Is there more than one zipper in your pants?: no
7. Do you know what a squatter flap is?: yes
8. Do you own a messenger bag?: yes
9. Do you wear your messenger bag across your chest?: that just looks ridiculous
10. Do you own braces?: no
11. Are braces worn anywhere besides the mouth?: besides my penis brace? AHAHAhAHA im kidding on that one.
12. Do you have short, shaggy hair?: no, should i?
13. Does your hairstyle exceed a height of 3 inches?: no
14. Would you classify your hair as a deadly weapon?: no
15. Do you think mohawks are "neat"?: sure, actually i was thinking the fauxhawk, but mathilde said it wouldnt look good on me, so she didnt do it.
16. Is your hair black or red? : no, but the tips are blond
17. Do you have a favorite brand of hair dye?: feria extra blond
18. Do you own a bandana?: navy and green
19. Do you wear plugs in your ears?: no
20. Are you amused by safety pins?: no
21. Have you ever used duct tape as a sewing substitute?: yes, one time i taped up the crotch of my cargo pants
22. Do you own one or more objects with studs or spikes in them?: no
23. Do you own one or more articles of clothing from dogpile, lip service, or tiger of london?: im guessing those are stores?
24. Do you enjoy leopard print?: sure
25. Are you disgruntled?: nah
26. Are you an anarchist?: no
27. Does the American flag anger you?: no, but i dunno, sometimes i wonder why the american empire is as hegemonic as it is. i suppose someone has to be it?
28. Are you "working class"?: im a student, so i guess not
29. Do you dislike "preps"?: preps or fakes?
30. Do you dislike Hot Topic?: yeah
31. Do you smoke cigarettes?: no
32. Do you smoke cloves?: not really
33. Are you a thin waif?: no
34. Are you vegan/vegetarian?: hell no
35. Do you think meat is murder?: well you have to murder to get the meat so yes.
38. Have you ever gone a week without a shower?: no, longest i went was 2 days i think
39. Have you ever been avoided due to your odor?: i should think not
40. Do you know who Jack Kerouac is?: yes
41. Do you like Mr. Kerouac?: havent read his stuff. i know, its classic.
42. Are you a member of makeout club?: no?
43. Do you say "rad"?: that's such a rad word

MORE JUNK:
1. Name: Spencer
2. Do you like it?: its growing on me
3. Nick-names: smalrus
4. Screen names: smalrus, thesmalrus, canadianrane
5. School: mcgill
6. Birthday: august 21
7. Sign: leo
8. Location: montreal, québec
10. Status: single
11. Crush: most likely
12. Virgin?: nope
13. Natural hair color: brown
14. Current hair color: brown/blond
15. Eye color: bluegreen with the infernal brown spot
16. Height: 5'4"
17. Weight: 140?
18. Birthplace: boston, ma
19. Shoe size: 8.5, 9

FAMILY:
1. Parents:
2. Siblings:
3. Live with: 5 clowns
4. Favorite relative: uncle kc, hahaha, he and elise are the only ones who read my site

FAVORITES:
1. Number: 144
2. Colour: paisley
3. Day: hump day
4. Month: january
5. Song at the moment: condor, by nero
6. Movie: fight club
7. Food: pepes pizza/poutine
8. Band: rane
9. Sport: hockey
10.Class: this semester i think it was arab politics
11. Teacher: brynen
12. Drink: pop
13. Veggie: carrots
14. TV station: global
15. Radio station: 98.5
16. Store: hmv
17. Expression: >-O
18. Animal: dooogggeeeeee
19. Flower: none?
20. State: cali/seattle area washington

1. Me or you: me
2. Coke or pepsi: coke
3. Day or night: day
4. AOL or AIM: aim
5. CD or cassette: cd
6. DVD or VHS: dvd
7. Jeans or khakis: khakis
8. Car or truck: car
9. Tall or short: tall
10. Lunch or dinner: dinner
11. *Nsync or BSB?: nsync
12. Gap or Old Navy: gap
13. Lipstick or lipgloss: lipstick
14. Silver or gold: silver
15. Alcohol or weed: both

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS:
1. Do you have a bf/gf?: no
2. Do you have a crush?: more than likely more than one
3. How long have you liked him/her: depends on which one
4. Why do you like this person?: fun, intelligence, sexy (arent we looking for the same things in people)
5. If you're single, why are you single?: got me
6. How long was your longest relationship?: 16 months
7. How long was your shortest relationship?: 4 months
8. Who was your first love?: angela hahaha
9. What do you miss about them?: we're friends now, we still talk a lot online and its all cool.

THE PAST:
1. What is the one thing you would change about your past?: relaxed my outlook on life
2. What is the biggest mistake you've made in your life?: being too conservative early on, not relaxing about things and taking life easier. would cause less anxiety issues now.
3. Last thing you heard: heard? thats a stupid question
4. Last thing you saw: see above
5. Last thing you said: i somehow agreed to do some dishes today
6. What is the last TV show you saw?: conan last night
7. What is the last song you heard?: im listening to radiohead's OK Computer and its on "no surprises"

WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU...
1. Saw?: seth
2. Kissed?: lola?
3. Who is the last person you hugged?: jessica
4. Fought with?: no clue
5. Were on the phone with?: david called me up last night while i was practically in bed

THE PRESENT:
1. What are you wearing?: pajamas (yes its 145, ive been up since 10 and im still in my pajamas)
2. What are you doing?: procrastinating
3. Who are you talking to?: my dad
4. What song are you listening to?: song's changed to "lucky" off ok computer
5. Where are you?: my bedroom
6. Who are you with?: no one
7. Are you online?: of course
8. How are you feeling?: good
9. Are you in a chatroom?: no

FUTURE:
1. What day is it tomorrow?: sunday
2. What are you going to do after this?: eventually start working
3. Who are you going to talk to?: whoever wants to
4. Where are you going to go?: to the habs game tonight
5. How old will you be when you graduate?: 22
6. What do you wanna be?: law or music journalist
7. What is one of your dreams?: giving my children the same future that my parents gave to me
8. Where will you be in 25 years?: settled

OTHER:
1. Do you write in cursive or print?: chicken scratch
2. Are you a lefty or a righty?: righty
3. What is your sexual preference?: lotus position hahahaha
4. What piercings do you have?: none
5. Do you drive?: not in montreal
6. Do you have glasses or braces?: my skimpy assed reading prescription