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Swordfish
by Spencer
Ross
I must
admit, I was rather intrigued by Swordfish from the beginning.
Starring John Travolta as Gabriel Shear, I had originally seen the trailer with
him shooting down cars, and a Matrix-like scene brought to us by Matrix
producer Joel Silver. With other summer movies out that I wanted to see
though, I wasn't sure if it was the one I truly wanted to see first. Even
my initial review was somewhere in between 3 1/2 and 4 stars, but the more I
think about it, the more I'd bump it up to the 4 stars. Swordfish
definitely was slightly more than just your average computer hacker movie and
ended with a slight twist in plot that separated it from a disneyfied ending but
not that same drastic twist as in say, The Sixth Sense, The Matrix,
American Beauty, or Fight Club.
The
beginning of Swordfish starts off with Gabriel Shear talking to the
camera about atypical hollywood endings; how different endings might have come
about to some of his favourite movies. From there, he takes out of the
building, and after police fail to comply, one of several hostages that is
strapped with 20 lbs of C-4 explosive and ball bearings (thus becoming a
claymore mine), is detonated along with the policeman. Borrowing from the
bulletvision of the Matrix, the explosion is shown in 360 along with all
the damage it creates. A magnificent shot. From there, we also see
our "hero" Stanley Jobson (Hugh Jackman of X-Men). Now
what really blew my mind was that this was one of those "Four days
earlier..." types of movies, cause that starts to throw you off again at
the end.
From there,
the story deals with various themes. First, there is Stanley, who wants
nothing more but to see his daughter, who is no longer allowed to see him since
Stanley was thrown in jail for computer charges (Stanley is the number one
hacker in the world). Stanley is sought out for Gabriel Shear by Ginger
Knowles (Halle Berry), who is also a DEA spy. Shear tempts Stanley with
seeing his daughter again and 10 million dollars if Stanley can come up with a
way to extract 9.4 billion dollars of untapped government money without getting
caught. In a literally balls-out scene, Shear tests Stanley's skills by
having Stanley hack into the DoD database in 60 seconds---while, having a
gun to his head, and while getting a blow job at the same time.
"The best hackers in the world can do this in 60 minutes, you've got 60
seconds," Shear instructs.
The rest of
the plot focuses on Shear's plan to get the money (not just a simple bank
robbery, but a plan to get funds for personal retribution against
international terrorists), Don Cheadle's Agent D.A. Roberts searching for Shear
and Stanley, and Stanley's quest to get to see his daughter. There's a lot
of cyberbabble, but its understandable fits the plot, and unlike hacker movies,
the computers are center to the human aspects of the plot. At the end, the
movie comes back to the beginning and follows where the beginning left off
though not without giving the viewer the ending Shear talks about in the first
shots of the movie. Using "misdirection" Shear gets off
scot-free, Stanley gets to see his girl, and the rest is all due to Shear's own
trickery. When I realize how much the ending actually was well written, it
makes everything else make sense.
Swordfish is
a fun movie and one to see. The directing is well done, the screenplay is
slighty over mainstream's disney head, and the music by Paul Oakenfeld
definitely sets the pace of the movie. Is it grade A? No. Will
you be entertained? Yes.
21/6/01

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